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The act of making a chocolate milkshake, pouring it into a random male’s asshole (age range between 49-91), cumming inside of his asshole immediately after, having your mother suck your dick for 3.27 seconds then going to Chipotle with your best friend Jerry.
Billy: Hey man I really need to complete this shirvan, wanna come to Chipotle with me?

Jerry: Sure.
Shirvan by Anonymous28261659 August 23, 2021
Words you can keep
Shîrvan is a Persish Name of a man.
Shirvan is a little man , with a big penis.
shirvan by Gängster January 3, 2017
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Chubby boy, smart and very nice. He loves eating and is better than anyone named Sharan
Oh look, it’s Shirvan
shirvan by FaZe_PoOpLiCkEr February 2, 2020
An uncommon name given to a human.
They have no problems with being smart when they need to be or funny,also when they need to be.

They are usually a stand up guy but normally act like an npc from a game.
Person 1:"look at him"
Person 2:"yea he's a shirvan"
Shirvan by Neeeeorrm February 3, 2020

Sharvani 

The kewlest girl you'll ever meet. Has amazing beauty and falls in love very quickly. Her great looks make head turn. You'll be the luckiest person in the world to be with her because of how fab she is. She is super loving, funny, and gorgeous. Her friendship is the most beautiful thing ever. If you are ever doubting- she's a keeper ;)
"Did you guys just see that Sharvani, she s amazing"
Sharvani by <3 jack April 23, 2019
Shivani is an amazing girl. She is very beautiful but think she is not. She loves her friends more than anything. Once she is dating you she will always have a degree of love for you. She always wants everyone happy except herself. She can be very defensive and always ready to fight. She is always very smart and wise and is usually stuck with hard decisions to make. But always chooses the best for her.
Friend: Damn Shivani is a real one.

Other Friend: I know, she’s beautiful and is a true friend!
Shivani by YourMommaGay April 22, 2019
Really pretty female, beautiful and sexy, has a lot of secrets and is very affectionate. She knows her way around, way more than people give her credit for. Her personalities will surprise you. She WILL haunt your dreams.
"Gawdam that girl is almost as beautiful as Shivana"
Shivana by onlythosewhoknow October 5, 2012
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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