by aydiosmio_ May 28, 2015
Be siting next to someone in school, and as your friend walks by the victim yell SHIPWRECK! Then you and your friend knock over his desk on to him so it pushes him down and squishes him. Then when the teacher sees or hears it, make it look like it was the victims fault fault.
Me- SHIPWRECK! *lifts desk*
Friend- rawr! *pushes victims desk on to him*
*crash*
Victim- Aagh! What the fuck!?
Teacher-Did you just say the F-word?
Victim- What? No! Well yes but-
Teacher- Go to the office right now!
*Victim leaves*
Me and my Friend- lol
Friend- rawr! *pushes victims desk on to him*
*crash*
Victim- Aagh! What the fuck!?
Teacher-Did you just say the F-word?
Victim- What? No! Well yes but-
Teacher- Go to the office right now!
*Victim leaves*
Me and my Friend- lol
by Blunderbuss666 June 4, 2009
by Ura Valanche December 14, 2011
When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.
by Pineapples & Coconuts April 1, 2011
Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.
by Scumbag 2 April 14, 2006
A female sucks your penis while it is wrapped around your testicles while proceeding to stick her finger in your ass
by Invisidude November 26, 2010
When you're having sex on a bed and before you cum, you throw your partner off the bed and cum on them.
"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."
That's the salty shipwreck
That's the salty shipwreck
by montiggs November 24, 2013