shid and fard

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When shid have fard in woods bad so you need to go to target to get new pants because shid and fard.

"Nick are you gonna shid and fard everywhere?"

shid and fard by 18374729194729373917 November 15, 2020

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shid and fard

the act of simultaneously shidding and/or farding due to excitement and/or horny. Or the state of mind that Mkacher goes through when he is approached by "pussy".

when chicks see me, they shid and fard, i am diarrhea inducing.

shid and fard by un pénis bleu gonflé January 14, 2023

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Pee and Shid and Fard

A term to describe the act of peeing and shitting and farting, but in a lighter tone.

"hey mom, I'm gonna go Pee and Shid and Fard." "You are a disappointment to the family"

Pee and Shid and Fard by CostcoSmoothie November 16, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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