shid and fard

When shid have fard in woods bad so you need to go to target to get new pants because shid and fard.

"Nick are you gonna shid and fard everywhere?"

by 18374729194729373917 November 15, 2020

shid and fard

the act of simultaneously shidding and/or farding due to excitement and/or horny. Or the state of mind that Mkacher goes through when he is approached by "pussy".

when chicks see me, they shid and fard, i am diarrhea inducing.

by un pénis bleu gonflé January 14, 2023

shidding and fardding

1. Absolutely giddy with anticipation

2. What my ass does after mexican food
3. A goofy response to the question “what are u doing”

Dude I’m absolutely shidding and fardding over this shirt I bought I can’t wait to wear it

by halloween socks August 8, 2021

Pee and Shid and Fard

A term to describe the act of peeing and shitting and farting, but in a lighter tone.

"hey mom, I'm gonna go Pee and Shid and Fard." "You are a disappointment to the family"

by CostcoSmoothie November 16, 2020

I shidded and fardded

A point in time where you see something so crazy that you literally shit your pants.

Jake:bro I saw something so crazy that I shidded and fardded!😂😂😂
Dawn:woah that’s crazy!😂😂😂

by Shitmaster2000 May 21, 2019

im shidding and farding rn

when you don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl so you say this for the meme

guy 1: *makes meme video*
guy 2: *watches* im shidding and farding rn

by Stupid Af July 13, 2021

shid fard

only fuckwits say this

aiden: shid fard
ketan: owo yummy

by boted January 6, 2022