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Shank's Law

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.
"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."
by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015
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shank's mare

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.
"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"
by Vee Are Are Schee May 22, 2004
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shank's pony

if you do not have any form of vehicle.. you are simply shank's pony.. i.e walking on your tod; or just walking
"shank's pony" walking on your tod; or just walking
by johnmartin October 4, 2008
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ride shank's mare

You taking the bus to school? No I am going to ride shank's mare
by T Biz Rockahara August 6, 2011
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Chiang Kai-Shek's Revenge

A case of traveler's diarrhea that one gets during a trip to the China, specifically the People's Republic of China. Takes it's name from Chiang Kai-Shek, the leader of Nationalist China, who was overthrown by the Chinese Communist under Mao Zedong in 1949.
Bob: Hey, where's Jim? We were supposed to go see the Great Wall Today.
Mary: He came down with a case of Chiang Kai-Shek's Revenge
by thegreatrock June 22, 2012
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Shenk

it means to sly,disgrace,make fun of.
infomal(break a heart)
Past tense - shenked,(continuous tense) shenking
You really shenked me today
It's very absurd to Shenk a bosom friend for no reason
by Haywhy Quest December 17, 2018
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Enos Shenk

A deity of coolness. Also a moderator of the Tippmann Fourms. Known for his hilarious netradio broadcasts, as well as heading up an IRC channel.
After LCPL Boudreaux knocked up his sister, Enos Shenk so got seconds!
by travis75 September 14, 2008
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