Sheet wipe

When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.

'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'

'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'

'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'

by Banana Split March 02, 2017

One Sheet Wipe

One Sheet Wipe are a fictional emotional rock band from East Kent, UK. Led by vocalist Tom Henson.

If One Sheet Wipe actually existed then their gig last night would have been seriously rad.

by Lizard987 October 30, 2008