Soldier #1: Hey, have
you seen Private Snuffy?
Soldier #2: Nah, dude, I think he went to
take a nap. He said
something about a plan to steal MRE's out of the supply room and sell them on Ebay.
Soldier #1: Ah, so he is Shammin' and Scammin'?
Soldier #2: Yep.