shawls 

The most beautiful object ever. Especially when they're green and white striped. National shawl day is March 10

Person 1:" shawls are beautiful!"
Person 2:" I love green and white striped shawls!"

shawls by Edenl14 October 16, 2013

Shawnsexual

Shawn sexual is where you're only interested/sexually interested in Shawn Mendes

"I'm shawnsexual"

Shawnsexual by Unicatato June 4, 2018

shawshank shitting

the act of using surrounding noises to strategically defecate in a public restroom. taken from Tim Robbins' escape from the fictitious "Shawshank Prison," wherein he bludgeones a large sewage pipe with a rock, striking the pipe only when the thunder from a lightning bolt is loud enough to mask the noise of his stone as it strikes metal.

man, i had to crap so bad! but i knew with only one other guy in the bathroom, shawshank shitting just wouldn't be an option.

shawshank shitting by LobsterRodeo September 20, 2009

Sharlston

Ex mining village until recently was cut off, due to no bus service. Most people are related to each other. They have a fish shop, shop, pubs, doctors, park, postoffice which only opens when no one’s looking.

There is community centre locals are discouraged from using in case they pinch tea bags or do not wash up. Most children are 19th generation Sharlston, whether things will change now they have a bus, only time will tell. Those that brave the Wakefield bus complain it’s a perilous journey. Once some took the Castleford bus and never returned. The bus company is relentless, replacing the bus stops which locals remove.
The shop sells energy drinks and lager so covers the whole days hydration.

At tea time locals meet at the park for chips. There’s a group trying get the park classified as a nature reserve, many rats regularly feast on the locals left overs. It’s the only animal that survives in Sharlston, people feel it should be protected they have heard Europe will give a grant towards the nature reserve. The water supply was cut off many years ago, no one ever noticed until someone tried to set up a car wash in 2015. The guy was part of the team that set off on the Castleford bus. As he never returned his complaint wasnt followed up.
Occasionally outsiders move to Sharlston, they stand out like sore thumbs, they have straight teeth and their eyes move in unison.

I live in Sharlston, its a village.

Sharlston by bootcutter67 February 10, 2019

shawlzy 

To have a bad attitude, to be sneaky

Gary acted shawlzy when he was asked to fix the car.

shawlzy by 2EYEMIKE September 25, 2006

Fo shawts 

For sure; ok; sounds good

Brother: Wanna go over to Mike's and chill later?

Hogurty: Fo shawts mang

Fo shawts by MoEffinK October 27, 2011

shawshank exemption 

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.

Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.

shawshank exemption by amra July 12, 2006