Traveler’s Mud 

Diarrhea brought about by one’s experience traveling. Often times traveler’s mud occurs as a result of one’s voyage on a long flight.

My farts have been insane ever since I got back. I think I have a lingering case of traveler’s mud

Traveler’s Mud by Big_chuck August 21, 2019

traveler's phenomenon 

A phenomenon that arises during the end of road trips or long journeys which causes abnormal and sometimes hyper behavior in individuals. People may tend to become delusional to the point of where they either don't know what they are saying or will laugh at anything/everything.

After a 10 hour drive and only 20 minutes away from our destination:

Sally:"Sometimes I wish cow's could fly" *laughing hysterically*
John:"Jesus sally, traveler's phenomenon really got the best of you"

traveler's phenomenon by Mrs. Timberlake November 29, 2009

traveler's fee 

when you get to take a hit for passing the blunt (or other smoking implement) to someone else

"Yo could you pass this to him?"
"Only if i get a traveler's fee"
"Whatever"

traveler's fee by Bong Hit Bill December 6, 2006

traveler's tax 

the sip a person takes when he moves a drink back to the end table or other surface for another person.

Traveler's tax.

traveler's tax by ethanrhett September 2, 2010

Traveler's Clean

The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing

"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"

Traveler's Clean by s3r10u5 August 5, 2021

Traveler’s Rage

This is common among people who have just landed home and are pissed off about the place they just went to

P1:DUDE WYOMING SUCKED AND ITS 3.25 FOR GAS!
P2: oh ya you got Traveler’s Rage

Traveler’s Rage by The Internet Rat March 9, 2026

The Time Traveler's Wife 

To engage in sexual intercourse with a young woman, her mother, and her grandmother and if possible her great grandmother. If you do them in order of youngest to oldest it is called the time traveler's wife, if you do them from oldest to youngest it is called "The curious case of Been jamin' an' Fuckin'".

"Dude I was at this wedding last night, and totally hooked up the time traveler's wife, banged them all then took off in a delorean!"

The Time Traveler's Wife by Big Poppa Pumpypumppumppumppum July 4, 2009