Shartbag

1. Douchebag times 10.

2. A plastic bag filled with the gas and poop of an organism called Homo Sapiens.

1. A guy that goes to Applebees, and pays for his girlfriend's dinner with a giftcard, then considers it a romantic night out.

2. Dude you gotta check out the shartbag I lit up and just left on my neighbors porch. This is gonna be the best joke ever!

by BigCM April 3, 2010

shirtbag

A guy who insists on taking off his shirt while rambling on about how he's going to kick someones ass, but never fights

"Did you see that guy who wanted to fight last night?" "Yeah, what a shirtbag."

by johnnymoji February 15, 2009

shartage

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.

"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.

by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

Shartbarf

The action of uncontrollably 'sharting' in Austria / any other German speaking country.

Girl: I ate so much schnitzel last night that I sharted everywhere
Guy: Oh my God you must have seriously browned up those bed sheets
Girl: Damn I know right, it was a total shartbarf

by Jamie and Michael May 10, 2011

Shartwagon

Verbe: The act of farting in an inescapable enclosed area. (i.e. an elevator, or car in motion)

Noun: An alternate term for a Douchebag

1) I just turned this elevator into a shartwagon ride to the penthouse

2) Its gonna be a long ride to the jam-basket in this shartwagon.

2) You are such a Shartwagon

by Shartwagon September 2, 2010

shartaglia

Childe Ajax tartaglia but shart

“Bruh I hate shartaglia from genshin impact”
“Me 2 bruh”

by Poosayslurper42069 March 2, 2022

shatbag

A bag of shat (a.k.a. shit). Often used in a derogatory sense.

From the youtube video, Shoes: "Ima batchslap ya, ya shatbag!"

by Kalynis1337 May 4, 2007