shart and dart
is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.
I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.
shart and dart by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011
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