Choking off is expected to mean beating off or sucking off...the actual meaning is yet to be discovered, although it is often misinterpreted for "joking off"
by Flaminganater February 11, 2008
To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals
Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP
*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP
*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
by notdale March 2, 2019
Dude 1: Hey man, what's with the red marks around your neck?
Dude 2: I was choking off last night, dude.
Dude 1: Gross.
Dude 2: I was choking off last night, dude.
Dude 1: Gross.
by corben dalla$ April 30, 2006
Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 7, 2009