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A fart and shit at the same time.........

It literally says it in the word.
by Aaa-ron June 20, 2021
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The equivalent name on Parler for a "Tweet" on Twitter.
Like and Share this shart to promote my latest tinfoil hat conspiracy theory! This will ignite a shartstorm that will flood Parler!
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by MrZeg December 04, 2020
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The sound that comes out of an Alabamafan’s mouth whenever they talk about football. It’s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.
There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.
by Auntskerry November 24, 2018
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When an organism randomly generates the decision to release a tingling sensation in the intestinal area, often referred to as a “fart” or “toot”, yet manages to expel feces simultaneously whilst ejecting the gas that was previously contained inside the intestines along with the unexpected feces, therefore resulting in an absolute mess.
Jarred: Well, Harold, I must say, I am having quite a splendid time this evening. The food is great.

Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.

*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*

Jarred: Gotta blast!!
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by nolabb August 16, 2019
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