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Penis Sharpening 

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.
Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.

sharpening the pencil 

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.
sharpening the pencil by big mike5334 September 26, 2010

shariing 

To have no expression. To stare into space. To have absolutely no thoughts. Basically, to not give a shit. If someone asks you a question, you'll simply nod your head and pretend you understood, even if it wasn't a yes or no question.
Bitch: ew 0mg lyke look at that dude
Bitch's friend: w0w whut tha fuq?
Not a bitch: shut up bitches, he's just shariing.

Person at party: Yo where's your bathroom at?
Host of party: *nods head*
Person at party: Dude, stop shariing, I really have to take a shit

Stoner: Pass the blunt bro
Person shariing: *looks into space hitting blunt*
Stoner: I feel you dude
shariing by teegeee January 16, 2011

sharpietagged 

the direct aftermath of breaking the drinking rule of passing out with your shoes on which is a party foul. It is a classic form of shaming after the rule is broken, using permanent marker, usually of the Sharpie brand. The inks from the markers are used to decorate the face and occasionally body parts of the victim if they willingly removed their clothes prior to unconsciousness.
fratboy1: yo! lookit that douchbag's face who passed out on the couch! its covered in rainbow colored cocks!
fratboy2: hahaha! he got sharpietagged to hell and back!
fratboy1: yea, i am so glad i dont wear shoes to party in anymore.
sharpietagged by milkacow September 19, 2009

sharpening my mustache

I have been caught sharpening my mustache in college.
sharpening my mustache by Joesippy November 12, 2014

Over Pencil Sharpening 

The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.
My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.