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shark life 

ones life style to wear the male gets belligerently drunk off of 10 dollar or less liquor and seeks to have sex with any girl with in his facebook friends list or with in his sight. if the male fails to find a girl willing to blow of have sex with him, he will then start getting girls on his level to not quite rape her, but definitely not have consensual sex with her. that would not be a shark.
He had sex with my girlfriend after pouring grain alcohol on her face for 30 minutes straight, what a shark living the shark life.

Shirk-life balance 

The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.
'Sorry, I can't take on that task. I've really been working on my shirk-life balance'.
Shirk-life balance by OGH Savage November 17, 2022

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

sharks exist in real life 

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
A site where you can write about anything random out of all randomness.
She wrote about the raisins in her salad on SparkLife.
A part of the website "Sparknotes" that includes fun articles, open threads, fandom information, open threads, etc. The regular users of Sparklife are called "sparklers."
Sparklife>>> community.sparknotes.com
Sparklife by TheGlassCat October 5, 2013