shaqass

An immovable force of nature that is relegated to the area immediately below the rim. Prone to sloppy offense, whining, rude behavior on and off the court, and failure to close out on defense.

see also: fatass

Dude, put down that pizza - you're such a shaqass!

Did you see me dunk on that shaqass?!

I don't like that shaqass...

by ghost6436 April 21, 2008

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shaqass

An immovable force of nature that is relegated to the area immediately below a basketball rim. Prone to sloppy offense, whining, rude behavior on and off the court, and failure to close out on defense.

see also: fatass or jackass

Dude, put down that pizza - you're such a shaqass!

Did you see me dunk on that shaqass?!

I don't like that shaqass...

by ghost6436 April 22, 2008

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shaqass

A smug, egotistical, self-centered professional athlete.

Have you seen how Shaq is dissing Dwight Howard? What a ShaqAss.

by tropic gator June 8, 2009

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mushy shatass

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up

Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass

by downtiggidy August 17, 2003

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Shatass

Not to be confused with the derogative term, fatass, a shatass is someone who has eaten excessively to the point of immensely needing to shit.

Guy 1: Where we tryna eat?
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!

by JakeHasUD March 16, 2019

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