shaqass

An immovable force of nature that is relegated to the area immediately below the rim. Prone to sloppy offense, whining, rude behavior on and off the court, and failure to close out on defense.

see also: fatass
Dude, put down that pizza - you're such a shaqass!

Did you see me dunk on that shaqass?!

I don't like that shaqass...
by ghost6436 April 21, 2008
mugGet the shaqassmug.

shaqass

An immovable force of nature that is relegated to the area immediately below a basketball rim. Prone to sloppy offense, whining, rude behavior on and off the court, and failure to close out on defense.

see also: fatass or jackass
Dude, put down that pizza - you're such a shaqass!

Did you see me dunk on that shaqass?!

I don't like that shaqass...
by ghost6436 April 22, 2008
mugGet the shaqassmug.

interntainment

The unabashed use of one or more interns for unintended purposes. These include, but are not limited to, laughing at bad jokes, listening to boring stories, busy work, eye candy, taco runs or verbal abuse.
Aw, both Pete and Gina are off tomorrow. I guess we shall have no interntainment.
by ghost6436 October 15, 2008
mugGet the interntainmentmug.