snappetizer

taking an provocative picture and send it to another person to entice them for a future encounter of a sexual nature.

i can't wait to be off of work, this day is dragging on and i can't stop thinking about you, so here's a snappetizer to keep you occupied for a little while till i get there.

snappetizer by sweetresidue April 28, 2014

Nappetizer 

A short "resting of the eyes". Usually occurs before a scheduled longer nap or sleep.

Person 1: "I'm so tired after that hard night at the Palomino...I'm just gonna lay down and rock a Nappetizer."

Person 2: "I thought you were gonna have a nap at about 2:00."

Person 1: "I am!"

Nappetizer by CHillsPro December 16, 2008

Nappetizer 

Falling asleep before you actually go to bed, usually when watching tv, then getting up and going to bed for the main course, followed by the dessert of snoozing in the morning. Like most appetizers, it is unecessary yet rewarding for instant gratification.

I so was comfortable on the couch watching Highway to Heaven reruns when the urge for a nappetizer overwhelmed me, luckily the show gave me nightmares and I woke up in time to go to bed crying.

Nappetizer by giddycracker October 23, 2012

snacketizer

A combination of 'snack' and 'appetizer'. Can fill either role. Generally finger food. Rather effeminate in origin.

Featured in the 5secondfilms video Bunny Brothers.

*Walks in with some plates of food items* Would anyone like some snacketizers?

snacketizer by Octogen October 23, 2011

snapperized 

To be bitten by a females "red snapper"-her pussy.

Man, I was snapperized by that bitch!

snapperized by tippy lee September 19, 2004

Slappetizer 

When someone slaps you in the face to give you a taste of the full-blown fight that is about to erupt.

Paul: Did you watch 30 Rock last night?
Steve: That show is stupid.
*Paul gives Steve a slappetizer, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him*

Slappetizer by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014

scrappetizer 

The invariable argument you get into with your spouse before going out to dinner...

"Sue, how was dinner last night??? Dinner was great, except for the scrappetizer I had with Pete because he said my ass looked big in my jeans!

scrappetizer by Abe Cardenas July 1, 2008