A gamer term discribing some-one who allways calls peoplle "noobs" and "hackers" and who isn't very good themselves.
by Gareth664 December 4, 2010
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Typically a result of running late, forgetting to replenish the soap, being too poor to afford a bar of Ivory or just plain being lazy.
Starts with a big gob of shampoo lathered heavily on the domepiece, then just wash it all around down to the feet - BAM - you just took a shampoower you lazy bastard!
Typically a result of running late, forgetting to replenish the soap, being too poor to afford a bar of Ivory or just plain being lazy.
Starts with a big gob of shampoo lathered heavily on the domepiece, then just wash it all around down to the feet - BAM - you just took a shampoower you lazy bastard!
Man, I was late for dinner after my workout, so I busted a quick shampoower before I took Rachel to Lefty's for pizza.
by Punkbrad September 3, 2009
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The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.
Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.
Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.
Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"
Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."
Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."
Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."
Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."
by DefinedThat September 4, 2011
Get the Shampoovering mug.When one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the rectum of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner "pooping" the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.
I know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shampooper and my anus has never been so shiny and flake free.
by Frozen Burrito September 9, 2011
Get the Shampooper mug.A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111
That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111
That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.
by sovrac August 18, 2013
Get the Shampooper mug.Shampooëren is Dutch for washing your hair. You can wash anything, 'shampooëren' is more specific. When Dutch people use 'shampooëren' in a message, the receiver of the message immediately knows they're washing their hair.
English
Koen: Are you ready yet? We're gonna be late!
Rosanne: Just 30 more minutes, I still need to wash my hair (shampooëren).
Dutch
Koen: Ben je bijna klaar? Zo komen we nog te laat!
Rosanne: Nog een halfuurtje, moet m'n haar nog shampooëren.
Koen: Are you ready yet? We're gonna be late!
Rosanne: Just 30 more minutes, I still need to wash my hair (shampooëren).
Dutch
Koen: Ben je bijna klaar? Zo komen we nog te laat!
Rosanne: Nog een halfuurtje, moet m'n haar nog shampooëren.
by Helmop January 22, 2018
Get the Shampooëren mug.During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)
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