shampozzer
A gamer term discribing some-one who allways calls peoplle "noobs" and "hackers" and who isn't very good themselves.
shampozzer by Gareth664 December 4, 2010
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shampoower
Taking a shower and using only shampoo to wash everything.
Typically a result of running late, forgetting to replenish the soap, being too poor to afford a bar of Ivory or just plain being lazy.
Starts with a big gob of shampoo lathered heavily on the domepiece, then just wash it all around down to the feet - BAM - you just took a shampoower you lazy bastard!
Typically a result of running late, forgetting to replenish the soap, being too poor to afford a bar of Ivory or just plain being lazy.
Starts with a big gob of shampoo lathered heavily on the domepiece, then just wash it all around down to the feet - BAM - you just took a shampoower you lazy bastard!
Man, I was late for dinner after my workout, so I busted a quick shampoower before I took Rachel to Lefty's for pizza.
shampoower by Punkbrad September 3, 2009
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Shampoovering
The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.
Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.
Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.
Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"
Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."
Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."
Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."
Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."
Shampoovering by DefinedThat September 4, 2011
Shampooper
When one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the rectum of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner "pooping" the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.
I know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shampooper and my anus has never been so shiny and flake free.
Shampooper by Frozen Burrito September 9, 2011
Shampooper
A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111
That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111
That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.
Shampooper by sovrac August 18, 2013
Shampooëren
Shampooëren is Dutch for washing your hair. You can wash anything, 'shampooëren' is more specific. When Dutch people use 'shampooëren' in a message, the receiver of the message immediately knows they're washing their hair.
English
Koen: Are you ready yet? We're gonna be late!
Rosanne: Just 30 more minutes, I still need to wash my hair (shampooëren).
Dutch
Koen: Ben je bijna klaar? Zo komen we nog te laat!
Rosanne: Nog een halfuurtje, moet m'n haar nog shampooëren.
Koen: Are you ready yet? We're gonna be late!
Rosanne: Just 30 more minutes, I still need to wash my hair (shampooëren).
Dutch
Koen: Ben je bijna klaar? Zo komen we nog te laat!
Rosanne: Nog een halfuurtje, moet m'n haar nog shampooëren.
Shampooëren by Helmop January 22, 2018
brown shampooer
During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)
brown shampooer by Dick Shon Neary February 22, 2025
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