Shammered
Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!
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Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.
ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''
ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''
shampires by Live To Win July 7, 2010
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Shammered
Shammered by Evan SHort September 22, 2006
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shammered
Shammered: Originated from the use of a construction tool term, 'hammered', to describe excess alcohol in the body. 'Shit' from the origin of curse, is commonly used as an adjective to modify a noun in a positive, negative, derogative, or usually a useless sense. It sometimes can be used alone and still be considered a complete sentence as do other words of the curse origin. In this term the root word 'hammered' is being modified by the term 'shit'. Thus the adjective 'shit' is positively or negatively describing the state of hammered. This still does not define the 'shit hammered' experience as being a positive or a negative one. That is a personal decision. 'Shit hammered' has over time been shortend or slurred to end up being pronounced 'shammered'. Or something close.
"shammerdly, shammerdest, shammerding"
"shammerdly, shammerdest, shammerding"
"Damn I am shammered!"
"You are walking very shammerdly."
"That's the shammerdest thing I have ever seen"
"You should be shammered of yourself"
etc... you get the picture...
"You are walking very shammerdly."
"That's the shammerdest thing I have ever seen"
"You should be shammered of yourself"
etc... you get the picture...
German Shammies
When 2 men grab each other's foreskins and pull until the other gives up. Generally because of the pain! Like a game of peanuts.
German Shammies by Cullen_34 February 20, 2009