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Shallow person

Are part of a group of:

-People with no benefit to the earth or human society.

-People that need no chance in this life for they only care for their own kind via (best looking, richest, any other material quality).

-People who create the media and our reality television shows.

-People who end up as celebrities with no talent except their looks or "photogenity".

-People who probably dumped you for no real reason in your high school years, or took advantage of you and messed with your emotions.

-People who fit well into the rich community and our US government.
Guy 1: Paris Hilton is a good example of a shallow person.

Guy 2: Wait, why was she famous again?

Guy 1: She's rich.

Guy 2: Ohhh, how was she rich?

Guy 1: She got some crazy inheritance.

Guy 2: Ohhh... -long pause-

Guy 2: Wait, why was she famous again?
Shallow person by Gigafrost February 25, 2009
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Shallow Person

A shallow person is a person incapable of experiencing deep thoughts, or understanding when a person is having deep thoughts.
Yesterday I told him that I was having trouble trusting people, and all he said was "cool." He is such a shallow person.
Shallow Person by lonleywolf August 12, 2021

Shallow Person

Someone who cant tell what feelings are
A teenage male often appears as a shallow person to teenage females, as females often have a set expectation
Shallow Person by Livrs August 12, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008