Shag Hair

A modern hairstyle with more layers on the top of the head than the bottom.

Thick hair makes shaggy hair look like a fashion mullet, which can be easily achieved with (of course) thick hair.

Fact: Shag hair is popular on most fobby (fabulous, as they call it) Asian girls.

Shag Hair by Chi Chopsticks June 21, 2008

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shag hair

hair usually on, once again, male skaters and is shorter than your shoulders but longer than your ears. extremely popular right now and considered very hot on guys. sometimes straightened with a hair straightener or in other occasions shag hair is never brushed.

A: i wanna skater boyfriend.
B: why?
A: becuase most of them have shag hair.
B: whats shag hair?
A: hot sex in a can on top of a hot guys head.

shag hair by Alexa H September 14, 2008

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shag hairstyle

A very popular hairstyle during the late 1970's and early 1980's. It came into popularity with the phasing out of the "afro." Affectionately known as the "black man's mullett."

Brothers used to come their hair back and puff it out at the end to achieve the "shag" look.

shag hairstyle by Big G represent August 25, 2004

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Twatty Shaghair

What happens to hair (usually a woman's) after having been shagged to within an inch of her life.

Man shags woman energetically. Woman who's hoping to go out has reconsider or wash and restyle unless she is going to a Worzel Gummidge convention...."check out her Twatty Shaghair she must of had a good seeing to''

Twatty Shaghair by The Rudge July 27, 2012

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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