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Karen 1: I had the best shag ever last night
Karen 2: no u didn't, that's Ollie. Stupid bitch
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A vagina that has housed so many dicks is is lose and looks like a shag carpet. Basically calling them a whore
Wow Chris you fucked Peyton? You're a shag cunt
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An episode of sexual activity used primarily for self-preservation in a cold climate.
John had originally planned a non-stop hike through Sweden. Unfortunately, the temperature plummeted dramatically and he was forced to stop for a quick warmth shag.
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Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!
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A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.
Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.
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Someone who you've slept with with, but your not friends anymore just an ex-fuck. While still being on good terms.
Awkward situation:

Ex-shag: How are you?
You: I'm fine
Ex-shag: Wanna hang out watching movies?
You: Sure
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A drinking game invented by a group of students on holiday. The basic rules for the game are as follows:

1. Pornography is to be shown on a TV, the more random the better
2. Each contestant is allocated an action used by porn stars (examples include reacharounds, slapping, oral sex, etc)
3. Each time the contestants action is shown, they must drink
4. When the contestants glass is emptied, they must refil it and loose an item of clothing

Special Rules:
1. Any time a porn star 'finishes' all contestants must down their drinks and loose an item of clothing
2. Bets may be made on particular features that may come up, (for example, where the man will finish - chest, face etc)
'Anna did you play Ripped Stripped and Shagged on holiday?...........
Why yes, and afterwards I acted it out with Prem'
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