seyter 

what in the fuck is a seyter? no one knows to this day. either way, fuck shit called a seyter

Toni *hits boof*: "damn g dis shit bussin fr fr

Tyler B *collecting bitcoin*: OH FASHO FAHSHO MY KACHIGGA im here buzzin like KACHOW my mcqueen seyter n shit ya dig?

Zaq: "who in the fuck is a seyter"

seyter by seyterhater27 April 25, 2021

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

Swank Setter 

1. adj. cool, great, or awesome.

2. n. A high class version of an Irish Setter, a popular dog breed.

3. interj. Used to express extreme awesomeness.

Synonyms: Cedric Gordon, awesome possum

Etymology: Just a funny phrase my best friend and I made up in high school and used among our group of friends.

1. That's pretty Swank Setter.

2. I say old chap, that is a rather Swank Setter, much swankier than the MacDonald's pooch.

3. So we're cool right? Yes? Swank Setter!

Swank Setter by niai September 19, 2005

Bottom Seater 

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

Bottom Seater by The Peacock July 27, 2010

Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021

Senterlogs 

Noun - Strenuous work given by teachers to kill all of your free time. Usually involving 3-5 page articles and multiple hours.

"Dude, I stayed up until 4 in the morning last night doing Senterlogs."

"It's insane! They're due tomorrow, and I still have nine to do!"

Senterlogs by @Akc1103 October 13, 2013

jet setter 

A person who travels to numerous places around the world to places that other people always want to go but never do.

You know you wanna be a jet setter, and travel the world.

jet setter by dbtheman January 24, 2006