sexy Oli

the type of dude every gurl wants but cant have because he is only in love with himself.
he uses a macho ego to cover up his insecurities which are easily seen by those closest to him.
he has a witty personality that can be used as a weapon when used against you.
anyone with the name oli must avoid any afro-like hair styles.

girl1: oh look thers sexy oli
girl2: es so sexy
girl1: don go der e only loves himself you'll get your heart broken
girl2: yeh e looks so much beta without the afro though

sexy Oli by celtic-beauty May 1, 2010

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super sexy oli

"google me", im super sexy, i have links from the pussy cat dolls website,

hi, im super sexy oli, google me

super sexy oli by sophie bunyan December 9, 2007

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sexy olive

my girlfriend called me an olive today but said i was a sexy olive

you’re not white, you’re like olive colour

are you calling me an olive?

no like you’re a sexy olive

sexy olive by Reginator March 16, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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