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Sexrifice 

Making a sex-sacrifice.
Having intercourse when you don't really feel like it, just to maintain domestic peace with your partner.
"I can't believe I'm still married to this man. we barely even talk anymore, yet he still expects me to sexrifice".

"I was dead-tired when we got home last night, but my girlfriend was horny as hell. I had to sexrifice".
Sexrifice by dandy d March 2, 2012
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Sexrifice 

To Sacrifice oneself for the greater good by performing any type of Sex.
Lancelot Sexrificed himself with Guinevere, so that King Arthur could go looking for The Holy Grail.
Sexrifice by Dazbogdan February 26, 2013

sexrifice 

The sacrifice of sex for something else, usually for something totally lame.
Employee: I made a serious sexrifice to be at work today.
Boss: Who are you kidding Andrew, you never get laid.
sexrifice by Gong Daddy September 27, 2013

The Sacrifice

At the climax of a German or Austrian death/black metal concert, this is the act in which the headlining band torches the entire front row of spectators with a flamethrower. These are the steps:

1.) Lead vocalist lets out a blood scream 'Sacrifice!' (The front row goes crazy, they are ready to meet Satan).

2.) He burns the front row alive with a flamethrower

3.) They continue the show
Vocalist: "The Sacrifice!"

Fan: "Yes dude! I'm so pumped to get fuckin killed! Cannibal Corpse kills without mercy!"

Vocalist: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH (shooting flames)"
The Sacrifice by agm13 April 29, 2011

Sock Sacrifice 

Everybody's been there and done that. When you have to take a shit and there's no toilet paper , no nothing around. So you have to "Sock Sacrifice" . Now you can wipe your ass, but you are missing a sock
Taquan had to shit while we were camping, I knew we didn't pack toilet paper. Guess he has to do the Almighty Sock Sacrifice
Sock Sacrifice by UrbanDictionary.OG September 24, 2022

Poseidon's Sacrifice 

The act of sacrificing toilet paper into the toilet bowl to keep your butt safe and dry from Poseidon's kiss.
I took a heavy shit but didn't get any splash damage because I preformed Poseidon's sacrifice.

Sacrifice a sock 

Everybody's been there and done that. When you have to take a shit and there's no toilet paper , no nothing around. So you have to "Sacrifice a sock" . Now you can wipe your ass, but you are missing a sock
Sun fu and his cousin fu sun were out fishing. Sun fu had to poop, fu sun didn't have toilet paper...he had to sacrifice a sock