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sexasaurus rex 

A cool guy who lives on the Outer Banks of NC and utilizes all skills and resources to conquer females in epic roofie and liquor fueled sessions and also owns a bad ass telescope with internet streaming voyeur capabalities.
Hey Mike, did you hear that some dude bought 8 cases of loko 4 and had a Justin Bieber listening party at KDH last night ?

No , but I bet it's that sexasaurus rex at it again.

Yeah, I don't know much about girls, but I bet they all sucked his dick last night.

Bet.

Tim fucks up everything he touches.

And the penguin is a closet pedo ass tickler.

Word.
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Sexasaurus Rex 

Someone who is prehistorically sexy. Sexy before the common era.
Your girlfriend is so hot, she’s a total Sexasaurus Rex.
Sexasaurus Rex by man>fish November 22, 2018

duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus

A person that everyone wants to hang out with because they are wild and free and everyone always has a great time when they hang out with this type of person
Man i got to hang out with a duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus last night and i had the time of my life.

I wish there were more duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus ' in the world because the laughter and fun never stops with them.

Rexasaurus of Scotland 

A person who is a absolute giga chad, and is annoying as crap.
It’s Rexasaurus of Scotland, GET AWAY!!

Rexasaurus of Scotland’s Frineds 

The friends of Rexasaurus of Scotland
Hey look its Rexasaurus of Scotland’s Frineds.