Sex Trophy
Dude1: "Look at that girl, she's about to pop'
Dude2: "Yeah, she has a sex trophy baking in the oven"
Dude2: "Yeah, she has a sex trophy baking in the oven"
Sex Trophy by TheFiendishOne August 9, 2008
Sex trophy
*son hits a home run*
"What a mighty fine sex trophy you have there Jeff"
"Why thank you john. He's a real gold"
"What a mighty fine sex trophy you have there Jeff"
"Why thank you john. He's a real gold"
Sex trophy by The FUPA king February 6, 2015
Related Words
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sex trophy
Similar or same as Fuck Trophy. Most often the only way for a woman of lesser looks and IQ, and greater body fat percentage to actually convince her peers that she has had sex at least one time in her life. Sex trophies most often spotted: welfare office, Hostess Bakery Thrift store, county fairs, Hardees, rural Bars made from a house.
This fat ugly bitch was infront of me when I was gettin' Clint Black tickets, it wouldnt a been so bad if her stupid sex trophy wasnt cryin so loud.
sex trophy by Paramecium July 25, 2004
Sex Trophy
Sex Trophy:
A Man or Woman ; commonly, in a marriage of convenience, and meeting the scale quotient '10'.
Educated professional flirtatiously marketing self; available for sex trysts. Most often with another fellow sex trophy tryster.
The sex trophy will schedule active tryster's into their day often a week in advance, then schedule their work day accordingly around them. Choice's are the morning before work, during lunch time, and evenings after work or while at work, as sex is their priority. Weekends can be and are often in the mix as well.
A Man or Woman ; commonly, in a marriage of convenience, and meeting the scale quotient '10'.
Educated professional flirtatiously marketing self; available for sex trysts. Most often with another fellow sex trophy tryster.
The sex trophy will schedule active tryster's into their day often a week in advance, then schedule their work day accordingly around them. Choice's are the morning before work, during lunch time, and evenings after work or while at work, as sex is their priority. Weekends can be and are often in the mix as well.
Attempting to tag a sex trophy has pitfalls, especially if you are not a sex trophy by definition even if you meet '10' on your targets scale. You will know if you do, though, you will be easily made as not understanding the rules considering your target will see their stable of trophy's everyday throughout the day. You will not have much time to make your move, which is one of those rules.
Example:
Slow Office Receptionist to hottie Co-worker: "The boss has been at lunch for over two hours now!"
Hot Co-worker: "Oh, he has a new 'sex trophy' in his stable, I wouldn't expect him back today." Understandably, but under her breath, hot co-worker says, "I'll make him forget that bitch next Tuesday."
Slow Office Receptionist stil dosen't get it.
Example:
Slow Office Receptionist to hottie Co-worker: "The boss has been at lunch for over two hours now!"
Hot Co-worker: "Oh, he has a new 'sex trophy' in his stable, I wouldn't expect him back today." Understandably, but under her breath, hot co-worker says, "I'll make him forget that bitch next Tuesday."
Slow Office Receptionist stil dosen't get it.
Sex Trophy by Che'Mar July 25, 2009
trophy sex
As coined by Pamela Stephenson Connolly in: http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/feb/19/sexual-healing-pamela-stephenson-connolly , trophy sex is when a woman just enjoys the chase of courtship and conquest. Once she has sex with her prey, her interest in him is killed. AKA a man eater.
trophy sex by Simcha at thefrisky.com February 19, 2009
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