Seven Layers

1) The number of wood layers on a good skateboard.

2) Artesanal species of marijuana joint made of alternate layers of marijuana and cocaine, (4 mary, 3 coke).

...that smells like seven layers, that beaver eats Taco Bell....

by demiurgica July 21, 2009

seven layer burrito

A sexual act involving seven people simultaneously. A seven-way.

I just banged six bitches at the same time. It was a total seven layer burrito.

by Broheim Steamroller February 21, 2010

Seven-Layer Loser

An individual who has sustained a life of failure in no fewer than seven areas unique to human existence. These areas include, but are not limited to, spirituality, intellectualism, fitness, optimism, family relationships, romantic relationships, philosophy, finance, career, philanthropy, academics. A true "Seven-Layer Loser" is incapable of even portraying themselves in any way as complete, accomplished or appreciated.

Kim Kardashian is the Michael Jordan of seven-layer losers.

by LeighRay November 6, 2017

seven layer suck

when your significant other sucks seven layer dip off of your toes

yo he gave me the seven layer suck last night

by seven layer suck lover June 5, 2021

Seven layer salad

When several participants, all dressed in various protein and vegetable costumes, synchronously penetrate each other. Hands down the sexiest shit ever.

"Man, I saw the hottest porno ever the other day. They even pulled off the seven layer salad, complete with dressing!"

by supercartoon101 October 26, 2017

Seven Layer Dip

When you stack seven women each of a different race on each other and proceed to "dip" into each one.

I was braggin' to my homies the other day. I told them I have so many women that I had a seven layer dip last night.

by Mr. Rx February 17, 2009

seven layer daddy

A hot as fuck guy who is also a seven course meal

Damn that boy a seven layer daddy

by Dabdab January 2, 2018