any lead singer of a metal band who can give off an extremely doom gloom vibe cloaked in heavenly wonder and is supremely dedicated to his or her craft.Named after J.L. a self proclaimed uniped from a cleveland metal band.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
When you take a huge dump that comes out in all one piece and shoots down the toilet drain with only a small fraction of the turd showing
by Turdserpentcreator November 30, 2014
Tom: Dude, I can't get this boss down...
Dan: Is your group good and do they know what they're doing?
Tom: ... sort of...
Dan: Serpents Kiss...
Dan: Is your group good and do they know what they're doing?
Tom: ... sort of...
Dan: Serpents Kiss...
by rakakar September 2, 2010
He is the serpent king
by Shotgun booty November 11, 2018
"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"
by Abdominal Adam October 15, 2007
"I was playing R6 and a small serpent fused the hostage."
"I was trying to play Xbox but that small serpent wouldn't stop face timing me"
"I was trying to play Xbox but that small serpent wouldn't stop face timing me"
by OfficialFerb November 10, 2017
The very dangerous creatures that lurk in the prisons of the United States, preying on young white inmates. Their origin is Africa but were introduced during colonization of the Americas.
Nick: I got nothing to worry about I'm just going to prison.
Tim: Unless you encounter a cell serpent
Nick: Oh shit...
Tim: Shitting will be easier...
Tim: Unless you encounter a cell serpent
Nick: Oh shit...
Tim: Shitting will be easier...
by timmyv January 15, 2011