by havoc777 September 7, 2016
by Wenthworth Possle-Bottom October 13, 2006
When a mans urine stream splits in two, commonly either side of what is being aimed at. Most often attributed to post coital micturation.
"Sorry love, I was aiming for the toilet but I got the dreaded serpents tongue and now the floors wet"
by Madtskovicz February 6, 2013
While doing it doggystyle, right before you ejaculate you pull out and spit saliva on the female's back, when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes
by Pookie Murdock July 16, 2008
seamen serpents are mysyterious creatures that work tirelessly around the clock to purify your man juice, to maintain a steady flow of jism flowing through your gene hunt.
definition 1 - " omg your father is an absolute seamen serpent, he loves purifying the man juice"
definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"
definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"
definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"
definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"
definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"
definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"
by J.Edmund H January 31, 2010
I saw my hot chick caressing her taboun, I suddenly found a hot serpent in my pants ready to bite her cervix.
by Nadia Essaadi January 31, 2008