Sequential Season Syndrome

A painful condition that affects winners of reality TV shows past the first season, consisting of not being able to accomplish success of any degree. See American Idol winners, America's Next Top Model, Apprentice, etc.

Person 1: Ouch, Lee DeWyze's debut album only sold 141,000 copies.

Person 2: Sounds like a bad case of Sequential Season Syndrome.

Person 3: Who?

Sequential Season Syndrome by jsutadude September 28, 2011

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gender sequential

Gender sequential. A being whose gender changes in a sequential order according to the gender of the person they are currently shagging. If they shack up with a female, the being becomes male; if they shack up with a male, they become female.

If a new gender arises, it is placed at the bottom of the sequential order of genders, and the sequential gender being would follow suit. Example: if partner = male, being = female; if partner = female, being = x; if partner = x, being = male.

Name? tinkee
Age? age is just a number in the face of love
Occupation? love
Gender? gender sequential
Life goals? you

gender sequential by tinkee1656 August 8, 2015

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Non-Sequential Hermaphrodite

Not to be confused with "Simultaneous Hermaphrodite". An organism whose sex changes multiple times in its lifetime, usually aperiodically.

The sea creature started out as a female but became a male a month later. Last week, it was female. Yesterday, it was male. Today, it is female again. It seems to be a non-sequential hermaphrodite.

Non-Sequential Hermaphrodite by Shugunou September 22, 2023