Septimus is a charcter from the movie Stardust who is fighting to be king. He is awesome and he is my true love! He is so hot!
"You don't pick your true love for their character you pick them for your theme song! Like Septimus!"
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The most common currency in the video game series, The Elder Scrolls (created by Bethesda Game Studios and produced by Bethesda Softworks minus The Elder Scrolls Online, of which Zenimax took part in creating), named after Tiber Septim (known by the Nords as Talos), the man who founded the Imperial Empire and ascended to godhood after saving all of Tamriel, and possibly all of Nirn itself. also refered to as "coin" by the Khajiit.
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Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
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Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"
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