Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 7, 2014

Ketchup Semen

When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.

Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.

by DikSlam October 2, 2022

Semen Grenade

The term “semen granade” is a used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims

Poor Sean, he was the victim of a “semen grenade” attack last week.
He still hasn’t recovered…

by July 24, 2023

Semen Grenade

The term “semen granade” is used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims.

Poor Sean, he was the victim of a violent “Semen Grenade” attack last week. He hasn’t recovered since…

by July 24, 2023

Lighter Semen

When you mix your cum with lighter fluid and you set it on people’s doorsteps, almost like lighting a bag of shit on fire

Yoo bro wanna go Lighter Semen that Karen’s house across the street?

Hell yea man, let’s go do it

by GallawayBoy98 May 4, 2023

Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009