dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.

Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.

by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017

semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).

He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/

by shubotheguy November 13, 2023

semen rifle

The male penis.
Your dick.

Sarah and I had fun last night with my semen rifle and her vajayjay

by ThatCreepyPerson March 17, 2014

Semen Sisters

When multiple women in a group share one guy

That group of girls that slept with Brad are Semen Sisters

by Douggivemedome April 24, 2025

Semen Sisters

When a group of women sleep with the same guy

That group of girls who slept with Brad are Semen Sisters

by Douggivemedome April 24, 2025

slurpin on semen

you be slurpin on man cum

yo did u see david slurpin on semen?

by tobythe god September 15, 2021

Lighter Semen

When you mix your cum with lighter fluid and you set it on people’s doorsteps, almost like lighting a bag of shit on fire

Yoo bro wanna go Lighter Semen that Karen’s house across the street?

Hell yea man, let’s go do it

by GallawayBoy98 May 04, 2023