selfguard

taking a selfie and a offguard at the same time

"hey i'm about to take a selfguard . Do you know where good lightning is ? "

by Niyaaa April 1, 2017

Surfguard

A beach lifeguard trained for surf conditions.

There's surfguards at the ocean beach but lifeguards at the lake.

by BCgirl10101 December 15, 2007

selftard

A selfish bastard who cares only about his own comfort and is ignorant to other people's needs.

He lavishes himself in expensive clothes, while his son wears rags. His girfriend has to drive a clunker, but he demands to use his parents mercedes. Damn, What a selftard!

by twisted english May 25, 2014

Selfward

A self reward.
A reward for one's self for an achievement.

Michael bought himself a Tesla right after he managed to leave an abusive relationship. It's a selfward for leaving that crazy woman.

by hollahollamuhfarks January 15, 2022