Segelke
A person conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the pitchers mound.
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Segelke
He pitches like a Segelke.
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Seelke
the deepest part of a vaginal orifice, often nasty and disgusting with a mixture of many raunchy smells and fluids.
Also can be used as a verb. "Seelked"
Also can be used as a verb. "Seelked"
noun: "Damn, I was all in that Seelke. I could definitely tell when I hit it, my dick became bent and an awful smell filled the room."
verb: "That bitch just Seelked all over my dick, now my cock feels like its on fire."
verb: "That bitch just Seelked all over my dick, now my cock feels like its on fire."
Seelke by the cock goblin November 7, 2010
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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