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Being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the pitchers mound.
He pitches like a Segelke.
Segelke by "Segelke" March 17, 2003
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one who is a girl and cant throw over hand
he has to throw under hand like a segelke
Segelke by Anonymous March 18, 2003
one who can't control their bowel movements when drunk
Man, Tim really pulled a segelke!
segelke by desh0881 October 20, 2007
the deepest part of a vaginal orifice, often nasty and disgusting with a mixture of many raunchy smells and fluids.

Also can be used as a verb. "Seelked"
noun: "Damn, I was all in that Seelke. I could definitely tell when I hit it, my dick became bent and an awful smell filled the room."

verb: "That bitch just Seelked all over my dick, now my cock feels like its on fire."
Seelke by the cock goblin November 7, 2010
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