seeing to 

To give someone a 'seeing to' or a 'good seeing to' is to fuck them

I took that bird home and gave her a good seeing to

seeing to by Jason 1984 July 10, 2007

A good seeing to 

A good, hard, fuck.

"Kascia seems grumpy"
"I think she needs a good seeing to."

A good seeing to by jacken14u June 9, 2014

seeing Mr. Brown to the coast

Taking a dump for several minutes.

I was just seeing Mr. Brown to the coast.

seeing Mr. Brown to the coast by Elpido Gomez August 23, 2006

Seeing Toto

When a small group of homosexuals arrange to meet up to see a band or other event but due to their incompetence, one is missing. This is either due to forgetfulness or a manufactured excuse.

1st dude: Why isn’t Matthew here?
2nd dude: He said his car windscreen is broken.
1st dude: But we’re seeing Toto!

Seeing Toto by Tethys Wrenslayer January 30, 2023

seeing Jesus in the toast 

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.

Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.

seeing Jesus in the toast by Citation Puffin January 10, 2015

toad sexing 

Yes it is endemic at MIT. Yes there is an explanation. According
to Jerry Letvin, serveral years ago in his comparative psysiology
class he explained how one sexes a toad. It seems that if you
squeeze a male toad just behind the front legs, he will croak. A
female will not. Thus a toad in a pond in the middle of the night
can determine whether the other toad next to him is an
appropriate subject of his amorous attentions by climbing on and
listening. Apparently, it became semi-popular amongst some MIT
students to sheak up on each other & poke from both sides just
under the arms. Thus "no toad sexing".

definition suffices

stupid char requirement

toad sexing by 2357 August 23, 2005