A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach
by Matt_the_don October 22, 2005
A sex move made up by Alex waterman. Make a "gun" out of your hand and then do the same with the other hand add them togethor and insert it into the vagina and rub cliterous with thumbs
i gave that bitch a secret agent
by Nik Lund June 07, 2005
by yomamascow October 28, 2003
Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.
Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.
by Lord 13yr0n March 27, 2008
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
"dude, there's nowhere to cheef around here"
"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"
"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"
by goddamnhippy June 06, 2005
Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday.
Amy: What do you mean?
Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.
Amy: What do you mean?
Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.
by RodgerBirthCanal December 14, 2013