Refers to one being a sad emo boy/girl. Listens to XXXTentacion songs on loop, often feels frustrated with the pressures of society , and so, takes frustrations out by punching walls and watching American sit-coms (e.g Friends). Hates dark humour as offensive jokes weaken their will to live. Sebbygees like to hide their dark sides by spreading an aroma of happiness. BUT demand that they be repaid often through sexual favours (e.g hugging). Keeps friends close but enemies closer. They will often return and seek for advice and wisdom from those who have wronged them in the past (sometimes referred to as "battered housewife syndrome").
Female: "Hey, thanks for helping me with my homework last night. That was very sweet of you. :)"
Male: *unzips trousers* "succ time!"
Female: "WTF man, you're such a Sebbygee!"
Male: "Bu...Bu....But I was nice to you, I deserve to be repaid. 0w0"
Female: "I don't think so loser!"
Male: "whatever, whore!" *plugs in earphones and begins to punch the pavement*
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.