Seaweed Brain

A special title, and there are two most important uses of the title:

1. If your girlfriend is calling you this, smile or laugh and call her Wise Girl. She would love it, and love you more.

2. If anyone else calls you that, feel free to call him/ her any names you want, though it's best to call them "Pinecone face".

Gf: "Hey Seaweed Brain!"
Me: *smiles* "Hey Wise Girl!"

Random Guy: "Yo Seaweed Brain!"
Me: "Don't ever, EVER, call me that again, Pinecone Face!"

Seaweed Brain by Percy Jackson fan101 May 31, 2018

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seaweed brain

it means, you are an idiot, and you are reading to much percy jackson books

hey brian, hey, guess what, what, your are a seaweed brain

seaweed brain by andrew17 November 25, 2010

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Seaweed Brain

Sex term used when two best friends are both in relationships; however, they definitely fucked in a closet one time. One probably has had red hair at some point in their life.

"My two best friends are for sure Seaweed Brains" spoken by a very intelligent and charismatic man who is named after an angel from the bible... probably.

Seaweed Brain by Gazil Backstreet February 16, 2022

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Seaweed Brain

One of the members of the r/camp half blood Discord Server and my amazing friend and boyfriend. We love you so much.

Jules: Hey Seaweed Brain.
Seaweed Brain: Wassup.

Seaweed Brain by aideusv March 4, 2024

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Seaweed Brain

An annoying and/or stupid, idiotic person with beautiful sea green eyes.

Seaweed brain is so annoying!

Seaweed Brain by Iloveseaweedbrain November 22, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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