seagle poop Share definition Flag slang for ejaculation. When a seagle poops, it is a white creamy mixture usually landing on the faces of young girls, thus comparing it to seman. Steezy: hey bruh what you do last night? James: mann i was at her house seagle poop 'n on mommas. seagle poop by jj brown January 9, 2008 0 0 Get merch