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Sea Floofer 

An alternate name for a seal. Extremely fat and adorable creatures.
Cash to Sherri "Look at this sea floofer, thing is a fatass."

Seafloor Spreading

The act of spreading someone’s legs or ass cheeks on the seafloor. It is also a ritual that all our ancestors used to perform water sports.
Vyrra: Hi babe, let’s do some Seafloor Spreading this summer!
Zhongli: Sure babe *spreads ass cheeks*