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A female in the Navy who is so widely hated that the only way anyone will pay attention to her is if she has sex with them. Usually sea Queens have sex with everyone they can, and still have no friends or respect.
That chick will end up a sea queen if she keeps on passing everyone off by saying stupid shit.

Red Sea Queef 

When a girl farts while she's on her period, and the ferocity of her fart makes her vagina vibrate in such a way that her period blood sprinkles the surrounding area.
Kasey: I have such a heavy flow right now and the WORST thing happened last night.

Melissa: oh nooooo, GIRLFRIEND, what happened?

Kasey: I accidentally Red Sea Queefed all over Chris's dick.
Red Sea Queef by The Red Sea Baron November 19, 2013

Sea glass queef 

The most uncommon Crayola color only produced 4 times in an abandon facility in hong kong.

The orignal producer, Fakyu Mika, was caught groping female workers at his previous job.
Hey why is that crayon in a glass seal

Its sea glass queef

*Immediate pussy magnet*