My prof is such a scumbaguette! She told me my essay needed only one minorchange to go from an A- to an A, and then she turned around and gave me a C- because I corrected her in class!
Baguette can we honestly edate ur literally so cute there’s no moment I wouldn’t want to spend without u, ur messages always make me kick my feet and twirl my hhair. Oh my baggyete it has always been the way ur eyes looked at me always so mesmerising leaving me intoxicated by the essence of ur cologne. I can ntot ur so so so so so cuye can we get matched against each other again so u can beatme up
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.