SucMyBaguette

Baguette can we honestly edate ur literally so cute there’s no moment I wouldn’t want to spend without u, ur messages always make me kick my feet and twirl my hhair. Oh my baggyete it has always been the way ur eyes looked at me always so mesmerising leaving me intoxicated by the essence of ur cologne. I can ntot ur so so so so so cuye can we get matched against each other again so u can beatme up

It’s SucMyBaguette! Gobble me swallow me drip down the sidj ofme

SucMyBaguette by Anonymous, big crush October 29, 2023

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scumbaguette

A female scumbag; a female asshole; a female horrible person.

My prof is such a scumbaguette! She told me my essay needed only one minor change to go from an A- to an A, and then she turned around and gave me a C- because I corrected her in class!

scumbaguette by theonlyprof October 9, 2013

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