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scrotom warmer 

a, usually knitted, spherical woolen object used to keep scrotoms at a resonable temperature.
hehe pecker:P
scrotom warmers warm scrotoms~CASUALLY!
scrotom warmer by crotch sniffer April 23, 2006
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scrotom warmer 

a device for prtecting urself from sluts
me: that bitch made me wear a scrotom warmer.
scrotom warmer by josefh October 17, 2007

scrotom warmer 

someone who sits in the lap of guys to get their "attension"
guy1: that slut sat in my lap
guy 2:what a fucking scrotom warmer
scrotom warmer by backers October 17, 2007

scrotom warmer 

a hot chick
that rubs herself
on other dudes
when dancing.
this usually results
in a hard-on
that hot bitch has been rubbin on me all night
scrotom warmer
scrotom warmer by .jase October 17, 2007
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