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screaming monkey 

only girls have a screaming monkey
screaming monkey by gm May 13, 2005

Screaming Monkey 

Sex Move: first you shave your partner's ass weekly for 3 months. You then let the hair grow fairly long.Finally when you are about to penetrate your partner's anus with your penis, you rip all the hair off the ass in one tug. In the end the victim will scream like a monkey.
Screaming Monkey by Matthewfax February 19, 2009

Salvadoran screaming monkey flu 

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn

Screamingmonkeyelephantslopp 

A loud, annoying, sloppy, chunky, female.
A female messbag.
I cant stand my roomates, they are such screamingmonkeyelephantslopps.

This party sucks, there are so many screamingmonkeyelephantslopps in here!

Wow, look at that sreamingmonkeyelephantslopp in the corner, what a fat slob!
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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