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screaming monkey 

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yanking the armpit hair of a hairy woman during sex and making her scream.
All natural girl/hippie type on top of man riding cowgirl, when he reaches up and yanking her armpit hair out, causing her to yell and shake her arms like a screaming monkey.
screaming monkey by loneagle December 9, 2008
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screaming monkey 

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only girls have a screaming monkey
screaming monkey by gm May 13, 2005

Screaming Monkey 

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Sex Move: first you shave your partner's ass weekly for 3 months. You then let the hair grow fairly long.Finally when you are about to penetrate your partner's anus with your penis, you rip all the hair off the ass in one tug. In the end the victim will scream like a monkey.
I gave that bitch a screaming monkey last night.
Screaming Monkey by Matthewfax February 19, 2009

Salvadoran screaming monkey flu 

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In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn

Screamingmonkeyelephantslopp 

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A loud, annoying, sloppy, chunky, female.
A female messbag.
I cant stand my roomates, they are such screamingmonkeyelephantslopps.

This party sucks, there are so many screamingmonkeyelephantslopps in here!

Wow, look at that sreamingmonkeyelephantslopp in the corner, what a fat slob!
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