1. bed, a place to sleep and have a wee fly scratch of various body parts
2.An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo
3. A loose woman/man. A person who is sexually active. this refers to the fact they might have an s.t.d. that causes you to scratch yourself
4. A lazy person who does not have a clue. Refering to the fact that they are that dumb and lazy that they just stand there scratching their heads
5. Normally refered to a bitchy girl who might scratch in a fight
1. See ya all later I'm off to ma scratcher
2. That doughball in the tatoo shop is a right scratcher
3. See that wee cow I went home with last night i think she's a right wee scratcher
4. That Stephen never got that wall built today! yeh he's right scratcher
5. Watch out for that Angie she's a right scatcher
by Sukma June 5, 2007
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Social Welfare/Security benefits, paid to unemployed persons. Also known as the Dole. Primarily Irish, but may have international usage.
I got laid off last week, so I just signed on to the scratcher.
by DECEiFER March 3, 2008
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A person with a more than plentiful amount of money whom refuses to spend it or donate it and pleads poverty. Buying the cheapest of the cheap unnecessarily. Could sometimes be an employer who fails to maintain the upkeep of his/her employees even though they make the 'Scratcher' tonnes of money.
"SIR, SIR...THE ARSE END HAS FALLEN OUT OF ASBESTOS PROTECTION DUST MASK" "WRAP A BIT OF GAFFER TAPE ROUND IT AND CRACK ON YOUNG KEITH, THOSE THINGS COST TWO POUND FIFTY, YOU'RE NOT HAVING A FRESH ONE EVERY WEEK" "HONESTLY, MY BOSS IS A BLOODY SCRATCHER"
by Which Shoes? December 28, 2016
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Adjective: The corporate Dog Fucker at work. You know, the guy who wastes time, fucks up stuff, stands around and scratches himself, and basically makes everyones life harder at work because he hates his job so he's not going to do anything that helps someone else. A very negative term.
That Scratcher Paul is never ready when I go to pick him up in the morning.

by DonnieLee August 7, 2006
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Bed - derived from the actions of a dog, which scratches the ground before settling
"Steve won't get up, he's still in his scratcher . . "
by i2oo February 5, 2013
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Someone who oddly scratches themselves in an odd and awkward manor
Scratcher: *scratch scratch scratch* oddly on butt
Normal guy: go scratch somewhere else
by Yea it's me bro August 7, 2012
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