scratchen post

someone who is constantly being clowned in order to make other people laugh

Yo tameka was firen some nasty jokes off her scratchen post.

scratchen post by woogs February 19, 2010

Scratching Post

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a mans back he is the scratching post.

Dude Mary made me her scratching post last night!

Scratching Post by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010

Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.

I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.

Scratching Post by Ilikepink November 22, 2017

Scratcher Post 

A self proclaimed tattoo artist scratcher who tears up his/her friends arms and legs with bad tattoo's.

"my boy tattooed me in his basement."..'yeah looks like he/she made you his/her his scratcher post.'

Scratcher Post by T~Murder May 27, 2010

Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.

Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.

Scratching Post by Brclifford January 24, 2017

Scratching Post

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).

Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.

Scratching Post by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025