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scrap dog 

"If youre going to the petsmart on billy ray drive, those are scrap dogs!"
scrap dog by Asanchez0575 January 14, 2018

One-night scran’d

The act of going to a persons home supposedly for a sexual fling but instead pretending to fall asleep only to awake in the middle of the night to eat the contents of the cupboards and fridge before fleeing.
I would have had breakfast but I was full from my one-night scran’d

I'd strap on 16 a mile away 

An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.
Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!

Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
The thin beard along a mans chin.

Short for Douche-strap because only douche bags have them
This douche asked me out but I turned him down because he had a D-strap
D-strap by hackerChick397 February 1, 2014

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

does not scrap her teeth

when a woman is talented at performing oral sex.

to suction without making contact with the pearly whites
wow! she's cute and she doesn't scrap her teeth, I'm in love!