Scram Jones is a person who has nothing going for them, they have absolutely no swag no money and above all else get no bitches . They often brag as if they have alot going on and in return they get slammed with the phrase scram Jones. A scram Jones is typically an overweight fat ass or a scrawny weakling.
Yo look at Michael trying to holla at that girl you know he ain't getting no play....
-of course he's not that nigga a scram Jones
-of course he's not that nigga a scram Jones
by Frank obrian August 15, 2017
by Xxx_PussySlayrr69_XxZ May 2, 2018
Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.
Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.
by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014
A person who is addicted to perc 30's but can't afford them. You can find them at parties asking for a bump and they'll get you back. They can be spotted by looking nervous and shaky. They are the cheebah hawks of percocets. This person is usually really stingy, always trying to bum somethin such as a cigarette mainly Newport, a hit from a bowl, or simply a small line.
by camhcaz17 April 5, 2010
Taking a female to poundtown and then promptly leaving her, so she has a chance to contemplate what just happened.
by janibachua April 19, 2011
The act of attempting to tell a joke and disrupting yourself by either: laughing at your own joke; stuttering; or forgetting where you were going with it.
- This can also be used for comebacks to getting shredded in the group chat.
- This can also be used for comebacks to getting shredded in the group chat.
Work: Did you hear Josh try to say a comeback to Dan's sick burn? He totally Scram Japed it.
Ollie: What a Scram Japer!
Ollie: What a Scram Japer!
by HaveYouGotASeck March 3, 2021
A term, mostly with negative connotation, used most commonly in the penitentary, more specifically in NYC and State prisons. It is basically a jail expression for "I don't know you from Adam." Referring to a person who the inmate, or person, is unaffiliated or unaware of. To call somebody Scram Boogie is pretty much a dis as it indicates that you are an unknown, a nobody, undeserving of props.
by Urbanslangslanga July 29, 2006